Funnybooks with Aron & Paulie - World War Hulk Aftersmash, Gay Ninjas
ARON: So... World War Hulk Aftersmash? You read this dog, yet?
PAUL: I have not! I'm not even sure I want to.
ARON: Smart fella.
PAUL: That bad?
ARON: You know, it's not awful... it just seemed tacked on, serving no real point.
PAUL: Kinda like World War Hulk in general?
PAUL: I'm beginning to think Marvel events are only important because they TELL US they're important.
ARON: Well, didja see that I'm a hater?
PAUL: I noticed. Damned homophobe.
ARON: I suppose it all goes back several years ago... when gay ninjas killed my father.
PAUL: I'm kind of surprised they were able to sneak up on him with their pink costumes.
ARON: Pink ninja attire is a stereotype, Paul, and you should know better. Everyone knows that gay ninjas wear belly-shirts.
PAUL: I know, I know. >hanging head in shame< Still... not very stealthy.
ARON: Man, those six pack abs! Who wouldn't show those off? And really, why waste that stuff on chicks?
Posted by Aron Head
at 9:42 PM CST