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Monday, 31 March 2008
Self Naming
Topic: Personal Commentary

While at a dinner party Saturday night, the conversation turned to middle names.  Suzanne wasn't born with one.  Her parents felt like "Suzanne" was long enough without slapping on some middle name that she'd never use anyway.

Her parents were very economical that way.

Her sisters - both of whom were given middle names and Suzanne assures me that it's not because her parents liked them more - gave her a middle name on her 35th birthday.  Well, to be more accurate, they gave her  monogrammed towels with the middle initial "I." 

Suzanne's maiden name is Baugh.  So on the towels, the monograms were arranged to spell "SIB" for sibling.  They then gave her a list of "I" names.

Suzanne chose "Illeana."

As The Wife shared this story with the table, one of the guests announced: "People should totally be able to choose their own middle names."

"I'd choose 'Batman!'" I said at once.  "Aron Batman Head.  That's a freakin' cool name."

"Oh God," Suzanne could be heard groaning just before she gulped down the last of her shiraz.

It's almost as if she regrets taking me to these things sometimes.

Aron Batman Head
www.EvilBastard.net 

 

 


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Indiana Jones and The Wife Wants to See It
Topic: Movies

The Wife went to go see a movie this weekend with a couple of associates from work.  One of the trailers she saw was for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, the fourth chapter in the Indiana Jones series which is due in theaters this summer.

"That looked cool!" She said, excited from what she saw.  "I want to see that!"

This was music to my ears.  Music which was almost as sweet as the "sure" I got last week when I suggested a lunch hour... encounter.

You see, Suzanne is not much on the sci-fi/fantasy/adventure stuff.  She likes Harrison Ford in the Tom Clancy thrillers, but not so much in Star Wars.  Certainly not in Bladerunner. 

She's never seen an Indy movie.

"We have the other movies on DVD, right?" She asked.

"Oh yes," I nodded. 

In the days to come, I will get to share with my lovely bride the wonder of Raiders of the Lost Ark.  I believe we will skip Temple of Doom.  I don't think she'll be much on the chilled monkey brains or all the bug eating.  But certainly Last Crusade.

Good times will be had!  

Aron Head
www.EvilBastard.net 


Posted by Aron Head at 12:01 AM CDT
Updated: Monday, 31 March 2008 7:22 AM CDT
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Sunday, 30 March 2008
TV On DVD Sales
Topic: DVDs

Now Playing: Tracey Thorn's "Grand Canyon" from Out of the Woods

Yesterday, I received an email from Amazon alerting me to their big sale on TV shows on DVD.  The seller is offering 50% off many of the SciFi shows in their catalog.  I mean, wow!  They have the entire series of Stargate SG-1 on sale for $165!

You can't beat that!

You should buy it!

Of course then you'd have to watch Stargate SG-1.

Shudder! 

Best Buy is having a DVD sale, too (thank you, Paul, for the tip). They're offering each season of Babylon 5 for $19.99 each.  I only have Season 5, so I ordered the remaining four seasons.

I'm picking them up this morning. 

I may have to call in sick to the office this week... Gonna get my geek on!

Aron Head
www.EvilBastard.net 

 


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Saturday, 29 March 2008
A Garfield Strip That I Can Enjoy
Topic: Comics

I absolutely hate the Garfield comic strip.  There's nothing interesting about the art or layout and the writing is just terrible.  So it was with some degree of dubious trepidation that I clicked on a link forwarded to me by a friend-of-the-blog. 

Mark directed me to Garfield Minus Garfied.  It is exactly what it says it is, the Garfield comic strip with that annoying cat editted out.  What remains is a delightfully disturbing look at a man's self-destructive tumble into loneliness and depression.

Thanks, Mark!  This is great!

Aron Head
www.EvilBastard.net 


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Friday, 28 March 2008
Epiphany!
Topic: RPGs

Now Playing: Nine Inch Nails' 36 Ghosts IV from Ghosts I-IV 


Flying back to DFW Wednesday night, I had an epiphany.  Now, I know that we're currently in the Easter season and that Epiphany comes after Christmas, but despite the current church season an epiphany was had! 

Not a crowded flight, I lucked out getting an entire row to myself.  Minutes after take off, I was comfortably situated listening to the Nine Inch Nails disc Paul hooked me up with and reviewing the Savage Worlds SF Gear and SF World Builder Tool Kits I had printed the night before.  The toolkits don't give you a setting.  They simply assist you in framing your setting by asking some key questions.  As I considered my own Science Fiction setting for my RPG homebrew, I jotted a few notes...

I've been throwing notes together on this setting for a couple of years now.  It's been a struggle tying uniquely interesting elements into a meaningful whole.  Up til now, what I had felt like one-off short stories rather than a fully fleshed campaign world.  I've known there were links there, but I just couldn't find them.

Something about the toolkits, the ample elbow room, and the haunting notes of Ghosts I-IV created an an environment where one lone idea trickled through.  

Followed by another.

And another.

I quickly spread out across the row, dropping lap tables in front of the other seats to give me some additional space for books and what all.  As I scribbled into my notebook, the floodgates were drawn wide open.  Ideas rushed from the dam one after the other faster than I could record them!  A unifying theme manifested itself.

Suddenly, it all linked together. 

Epiphany! 

As ideas which have percolated with me for more than two years became fully formed, entirely new, exciting elements emerged.  Marvelous aspects I have never considered or explored presented themselves enriching those items I've had with me for years.

By the time we landed, I had four golden pages - front and back - of written notes with shorthand scribblings in the margins for new story points. 

Many times when I am writing up a game scenario for my players, I'll think yeah, they'll want to play this. Looking over what I captured on the plane, I thought I want to play this! I can't wait to play this!

I'm awfully excited about where this is leading.  

Aron Head
www.EvilBastard.net 

 


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Wednesday, 26 March 2008
Dinner with Paulie
Topic: Personal Commentary

Now Playing: Nine Inch Nails' 28 Ghosts III from the album Ghosts I-IV.

Remember my buddy Paul, from Funny Books with Aron and Paulie?  Well, he and I had dinner tonight.  Enjoying burgers and beer, we yammered about all things geek... Movies, writing, comic books, TV, computers, smartphones, and video games (PC and console).

I gave him a copy of Polymancer that I picked up at Fear The Con as well as Danny Elfman's Serenada Schizophrana.

He gave me the animated Batman vs. Dracula DVD, Blade: House of Chthon DVD, and Nine Inch Nails' Ghosts I-IV.   

Returning to the hotel, I called Suzanne telling her what a nice time I had.

"It's nice having a boyfriend, isn't it?" She said.

"Well," I answered, considering.  "He is dreamy."

Aron Head
www.EvilBastard.net 


Posted by Aron Head at 6:11 AM CDT
Updated: Wednesday, 26 March 2008 6:11 AM CDT
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Tuesday, 25 March 2008
Marvelous Discovery! Free Printing!
Topic: RPGs

I've got a couple of gaming related PDFs that I've been needing to print, largely because I hate reading large documents on a monitor.  Our printer at home is aged, unable to handle anything too graphics intensive.  We're shopping for a new one. 

Wireless, I think. 

In the interim, I really need to print a couple of files.

Sitting here at the hotel, I observe the "guest printing" flyer in the room.  There's a business center downstairs.  Documents can be sent to the printer there... I've always imagined that the fees there are astronomical.

I called to the front desk, "How much is guest printing?"

"No charge."

"Seriously?"

"Seriously."

Holy crap!

I just printed 69 pages worth of the Savage Worlds Science Fiction Gear Toolkit.  Next in the queue is the Science Fiction World Builder!

Woot! 

Aron Head
www.EvilBastard.net 


Posted by Aron Head at 9:37 PM CDT
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Why We Marry
Topic: Personal Commentary

A friend of mine and I were talking yesterday.  She is at a cross-roads in a relationship and is struggling with that next step.  Get married to the guy?  Or not.

Her question, "Why does he want to get married?"

He's financially secure.  He can come and go as he pleases.  Why settle down?

"Speaking for myself," I said to her, "I married Suzanne because I was happier with her than without her.  I missed her when I she wasn't around.  She makes me laugh.  I'm crazy in love with her.  Why wouldn't I want to marry her?"

She pondered that.

"You need to ask him that question," I said.  "That exact question."

"I plan to," She responded.

I can't wait to hear how that turns out.

Aron Head
www.EvilBastard.net 

Now Playing:  Celldweller's Tragedy 


Posted by Aron Head at 6:22 AM CDT
Updated: Tuesday, 25 March 2008 6:19 AM CDT
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Monday, 24 March 2008
Vroom! Vroom!
Topic: Personal Commentary

And now, a story that never happened...

When I arrived at the rental car desk today, I expected to be provided a Toyota Corolla or perhaps a Honda Civic.  The company will only pay for the sensible cars, you know?  

"Mustang alright?" The lady asked at the desk.

"Yeah," I answered, still operating within my fog of airtravel induced by a plane full of teenagers on spring break.  Then I brightened, "Hell yeah!"

At no additional charge, I was provided a honey of a car for this trip.

In addition to being a bit broad across the beam, I also happen to be 6'2".  I got a lotta leg.  And let me tell you, my knees are up into my chest in this car.  For a moment, a brief moment, I considered returning to the desk.

But then I turned that engine over and let me tell you - it growled, rumbling a deep bass that I felt in the center of my chest.  

"What are you gonna do, you big girl?" It demanded.  "Pass me up to climb into some 4-cyllinder pansy mobile with ample leg room?!?!"

Oh hell no!

Before you knew it, I was rocketing down the expressway, gunning that monster.  Roaring past other, less manly vehicles I felt like  Steve McQueen, the coolest man who ever lived.  Hell, I was even feeling a bit Dukes of Hazard... I wanted to jump something!

At one point, I even channeled Luke.

"Wooooooooot!" I cried at the top of my lungs, "I'm the freakin' devil!"

Arriving at my hotel room, I popped a couple of Advil.  My knees were hurting.  Really, no leg room at all.

...and this story never happened.  You know it never happened because The Wife told me to be careful when she kissed me goodbye this morning.  And I always do what Suzanne tells me.

Always.

My knees do hurt, though. 

Aron Head
www.EvilBastard.net 

Now Playing: They Might Be Giants' Bastard Wants to Hit Me.


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Of Jesus, Good Eats, Raccoons, and Wine
Now Playing: Bono's "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" from Across The Universe
Topic: Personal Commentary

No doubt you have observed a curious lack of entries on the blog since last week.  I know, I've been neglectful.  But I can explain!

The 'busy' started during Holy Week, particularly on Maundy Thursday.  Maundy Thursday is the specific feast day commemorating Christ's Last Supper with his apostles.  From the time our evening service ends to the first mass of Good Friday, various parishoners "stand watch" at the church symbolic of Christ's request that his guys pray with him in the Garden of Gethsemane.

I stand a watch every year.  It's a favorite tradition of mine.  

This year, I had the Midnight to one a.m. shift.

The Wife sent me off in style with a mighty meal.  She prepared Suzanne's World Famous Maundy Thursday Dinner to celebrate the Last Supper Jesus had with his Apostles.  The meal was comprised of Herbed Cornish Game Hems, Twice Baked Yam, and Fresh Collard Greens with Shallots and Garlic.  Suzanne said that Jesus and the boys dined on this exact dish, but since the dudes who wrote the Bible are biblical scholars, priests, and prophets, they could not be expected to write an accurate restaurant review.  

The hen is prepared breast-down to keep it juicy.  That's why it appears upside down in the image.  Everything was great.  I'd never had cornish hens nor collards before.  Both were terrific.  And me loves the yammage!  Yummage!

That wife of mine is awful good to me.

It was with a full belly that I arrived at church.  Our men's ministry, The Brotherhood of Saint Andrews, coordinates men on the street ensuring that the faithful get from their cars to the church unmolested and also provides a person inside the church as well.  I volunteered for street duty.  It was a lovely crisp night with a big moon beaming down.

I prayed my Rosary while I stood my watch.  I chatted with the Most High (we go way back).  I pondered.

I heard a noise across the street.  Something was rustling about in the far shadows.  The form moved fast from under trees, leaves crunching...

Its movement was too bizarre to be a cat or a dog...

Moonlight hit its eyes.  They were large, focused on me... as he crossed the street.

"Oh crap..."  I took a step back.

Into the street light it moved, the biggest freakin' raccoon I have ever seen in my life.  He was a monster!  

He slowed as he approached my sidewalk.  Pausing, he considered me. Something passed between us.

One might have taken from the encounter that even the wild creatures  come to the Garden to pray with our Lord.

I know that the raccoon was really wondering, "What's this fat dufus doing here so late?!?!  I bet he'd be good with mustard..."

He gave me the stink-eye and moved away.

The remainder of my watch was uneventful.  But there's no denying it... I was very nearly devoured by a rabid, atheist raccoon!

With four hours of sleep,  I plowed into Friday.  I hit the hardware store and picked up stuff for the garden (two daisy bushes and a whole bunch of dirt), picked up a couple of DVDs (30 Days of Night and Threshold: The Complete Series), hit the bookstore (and despite seeing a couple of good books, didn't pick up anything - see!  I can delay gratification!), took The Wife out for lunch (some terrible Thai), won a valuable prize (I'll tell you about that later), took The Wife for a mani-pedi while I drank beer at the brew pub around the corner (Irish Red!), went back to the hardware store to look at more plants (with The Wife this time), replaced the lever on the toilet (which necessitated a THIRD trip to the hardware store), and took The Wife for dinner (Panera!).

Being dissatisfied with Loews' selection of plants, Suzanne and I embarked on a voyage to Dallas' Farmers Market where we picked up all kinds of stuff.  I'll post pictures later.  Returning to the house, I spent the remainder of the day in the dirt getting the plants in.  At about five o'clock, I went inside to shower.  

We had dinner Saturday night with two other couples at a great restaurant south of town, Joey's.  The owner/operator shouts out my name when I come through the door.  Love that guy! 

It's an Italian joint where you can bring your own bottle.  I think we had five different bottles on the table.  We had a blast.

I was so sore, the wine was truly welcome.  I quickly reached a warm, happy state. 

At dinner, Rodger gave me the Across the Universe disk.  That mutha is da' bomb diggity!  I'm getting a kick out of Bono's Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, but I think Jim Sturgess really steals the show with EVERY freaking song he sings!

Sunday morning, Easter, Suzanne and I both served at church - I read from Acts and the Psalm.  Suzanne led the prayers.

I brought work home this weekend, spending several hours in computer based training in preparation for more training I have at the corporate office this week.

So, it's been a busy few days.

Aron Head
www.EvilBastard.net 

 

 

 


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