Topic: Kirmser Sunday
So, I had a HUGE spike in traffic to the blog two weeks ago. Over 3000 unique visitors hit my page on August 26th. Wondering what the hell's up with that, I pulled a site report to determine what folks were looking for.
The first two searches were no big surprise.
Coming in at first was the word "bastard." Second was "evilbastard."
Third was "kirmser."
Kirmser. As in Jamie Kirmser. My buddy since second grade. The guy in the picture to the left dressed as Smoke Salmon.
We've attended the same schools; worked at the same jobs; dated the same women.
Yes, that Jamie Kirmser.
No lie. Folks come to my website looking for Jamie.
When I mentioned this to The Kirmser, he suggested that I feature him more.
In the spirit of giving the people what they want, the Bastard's Blog will now publish Kirmser Sundays. You can expect interviews with his family and friends to find out about the Jamie they know; his turn-ons and turn-offs, never before seen pictures of the celebrity, and maybe even a personal message from him to you, his adoring fans.
Week in and week out, The Bastard's Blog will be providing you all the Kirmser you can possibly stomach.